A Site of Random Mess

12-2-07 Okay, I've been a bit late getting them late, I'm sure I've pissed off thousands of addicted reader with that , but to make up for it ... I've released the next two chapters of 'Karaoke - and addicts tale' together ... enjoy.

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And I know where you live.