Scientific Personality Analysis

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The Fun Free Scifi-tology Personality Test

Why bother with actual scientology, when this fun free test does exactly the same thing Woo-hoo!

Please note, the results you get from this test are NOT what I think of you, are NOT what you think of you. It is not your personality, but is an example of (allegedly) actual scientology test results. It is aimed to show the fear-tactics that scientologists use to recruit members. Just thought I should make that clear.

THESE QUESTIONS ARE NOT ENDORSED BY SCIENTOLOGISTS (ESPECIALLY NOT TOM CRUISE OR JOHN TRAVOLTA) !!!!! (so don't sue me)

1. Do you often bite your lip whilst thinking?

YES NO

2. Would you consider yourself to be happier than you were yesterday?

YES NO

3. Would you rather run up a hill than down?

YES NO

4. Aren't you not opposed to the concept of unfinished food?

YES NO

5. Do you skip and dance on your way to work regularly?

YES NO

6. Would you not carry an umbrella in June?

YES NO

7. When you eat a meal, do you save your favourite food until last, rather than eat it first?

YES NO

8. Would you be open to the forceful suggestion of ideas you don't agree with?

YES NO

9. Does life ever feel like a reality to you?

YES NO

10. Would you beat a drum fast rather than slow?

YES NO

11. Have you ever killed the 'wrong person'?

YES NO

12. Do you purchase diet drinks, rather than steal them?

YES NO

13. Do you prefer to be angry, rather than have a short temper?

YES NO

14. Can you let someone open or close a window without trying to jump out of it?

YES NO

15. Don't you not believe in Galactic warlords?

YES NO

16. Would you be able to follow orders desipite your dislike of the person giving them?

YES NO

17. Do you have many friends, and many enemies?

YES NO

18. Are you agressive in your descisions that you are not allowed to make?

YES NO

19. Do you often feel like everybody is pointing and laughing at you when you look away?

YES NO

20. Do you find yourself 'falling apart at the seams' and unable to pick yourself up into a normal shaped person again?

YES NO